Banned Santa Cocaine Sweater


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Santa does cocaine! How the fuck else would he be able to cover so much ground on a global scale while having an intense conversation about middle eastern politics and also starting a grass roots guerrilla marketing business.

Wear this shirt with pride! Get messy this Xmas and start lots of fights with family and friends. Why not start a rift or two? Everyone has too many friends and family, its time to downsize!

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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Length (inches)2728293031323334
Width (inches)2022242628303234