Banned Santa Cocaine Sweater

$34.07 – $45.31

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Description

Santa does cocaine! How the fuck else would he be able to cover so much ground on a global scale while having an intense conversation about middle eastern politics and also starting a grass roots guerrilla marketing business.

Wear this shirt with pride! Get messy this Xmas and start lots of fights with family and friends. Why not start a rift or two? Everyone has too many friends and family, its time to downsize!

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that’s made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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Size Chart

<p><strong class='size-guide-title'>Size guide</strong></p><div class='table-responsive dynamic' data-unit-system='imperial'><table cellpadding='5'><tbody><tr><td> </td><td><strong>S</strong></td><td><strong>M</strong></td><td><strong>L</strong></td><td><strong>XL</strong></td><td><strong>2XL</strong></td><td><strong>3XL</strong></td><td><strong>4XL</strong></td><td><strong>5XL</strong></td></tr><tr><td><strong>Length (inches)</strong></td><td>27</td><td>28</td><td>29</td><td>30</td><td>31</td><td>32</td><td>33</td><td>34</td></tr><tr><td><strong>Width (inches)</strong></td><td>20</td><td>22</td><td>24</td><td>26</td><td>28</td><td>30</td><td>32</td><td>34</td></tr></tbody></table></div>

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