Giambrone Dont Narrow Lansdowne : Unisex Tank Top


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Its early summer, 2007. The sun shines bright and a warm breeze gently fondles your face. You close your eyes and smile as you slowly walk along Lansdowne avenue to eventually get to parkdale to enjoy a quick beer at Sun Fa Restaurant. You notice a few yellow signs on the front lawns of some of the houses. As you get closer you can see they read “Giambrone : DON’T NARROW LANSDOWNE”. What the fuck is a Giambrone?

The strip of Lansdowne avenue, from Bloor West south to College used to be wide enough to allow street parking for the immediately surrounding residents. Then along comes ol’ baby face bitch Adam Giambrone, and he fucking wreaks the whole thing by submitting a proposal to basically eradicate all street parking, establish a bike lane and make the sidewalk wider.

“Where am I gonna park my car now??” Mario Da Silva screams into a megaphone as he organizes a rally in a nearby park. The screen fades to black and the credits for this Netflix exclusive documentary start to scroll upwards.

Own a piece of west Toronto history! This tank features a loose drape, perfect for the summer heat or for layering. It’s made of an ultra-soft tri-blend fabric.

• 50% Polyester/25% Cotton/25% Rayon*
• Rib trim applied to neckline and armholes
• Unisex. Women may prefer to order one size down

** Tri-oatmeal is made of 50% polyester/37% cotton/13% rayon

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Size Chart

Chest (inches) 30-32 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48
Waist (inches) 28-30 30-32 32-33 33-34 36-38