Description
Become part of the revolution : tofu that smells and tastes like festering diarrhea thats been sitting in the sun for a minimum of 6 hours.
Picture this : the wafts of raw cooking sewage wash over you as you move through the food stalls at the Pan-Asian food festival. You close your eyes and let the scent of McDonalds hangover diarrhea tickle your nostrils. You open your eyes and smile with delight as you realize they replicated a very specific fucking diarrhea smell and infused it into tofu.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
The Male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7″ (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4″ (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She’s 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6″ (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16″ (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7″ (96cm).
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
