Description
Close your eyes. You just left Dundas west station and your standing on the sidewalk. You smell the air and there is a lingering scent of stale bread. You open your eyes to see an elderly woman dumping bags of old wonderbread on to the sidewalk across the street. She looks at you and smiles, revealing several missing teeth. You catch a waft of stale days-old urine.
You turn your attention from the stink sponge and look up. The towering twin brown buildings seem to reach up the sky forever. On the main street level is a wondrous strip mall with several interesting shops such as the dollar store and a medical laboratory.
This cornerstone of western Toronto’s “Junction Triangle” has been a fixture in so many people’s lives. Overshadowing all those nostalgic memories are the dirty fucking disgusting pigeons that people keep feeding so they can continue reproducing and spreading their shit and diseases throughout Dundas + Bloor West and the surrounding area.
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women. And it has some pigeons on it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
The Male model is wearing a size M. He’s 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7″ (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4″ (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She’s 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6″ (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16″ (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7″ (96cm).
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 |
